Friday, December 7, 2007

DEAR MACHOO

**Part 1 of the same letter***

I agree that Christmas has become too commercialized. Although I don't fear Santa Claus or any other fat bearded jolly old man. I think Santa is an attempt at filling the void in the hearts of children when God alone can do so. Many children see the similarities between Santa and God. When they discover that Santa isn't real and that their parents had lied to them, then they don't know who to trust and believe that God is a fairytale too. I have heard it before when kids and teens say that "God is like Santa Claus, He doesn't exist." I am personally having a problem with the entire idea of Christmas itself. Do we really need Christmas Machoo?

-Deeply Concerned


Dear Concerned,

I Personally fear the fat bearded jolly man as he appears today. He looks like Karl Marx suited in red, making statements that you are being watched at all times to decide whether you make his good list. Plus, you must have a food offering present when he enters your home unannounced. Creepy!

To be honest, 'Santa' really did exist. Though his name was St. Nicolas, and he lived around 3o0 AD in Greece. He probably didn't look like Jerry Garcia not on drugs. Though he did give gifts in the form of money to save a man's daughters from being sold into prostitution. He was actually an awesome guy, very unlike our Coca-Cola Santa who gives conditional gifts. Google it!When it comes to old St. Nick, I prefer to talk about the Greek version over Santa any day!

As far as your question about whether we even need Christmas: I don't think we have a choice! It's really here to stay, and it effects everybody. Christmas isn't so much an option as it is how we choose to spend it and share it.

DEAR MACHOO

**Part two of the same letter**

Shouldn't every day be about family, friends and giving and serving God and believing upon Christ? I have recently found out that there are churches out there that completely teach against Christmas which I was not aware of before. Why are the mainstream churches all bending to accept pagan beliefs? Ok I know I am asking a lot of questions here but I don't think any of this pleases God. I believe that the Catholic Church still has some control over mainstream churches. In that protestant churches still celebrate the pagan festivals of the Church of Rome. I truely believe there is only one way to stop this madness. If Christians stood together against Christmas because in my view Christmas is of Anti-Christ. Look at all the idols from Christmas trees to manger scenes. It sickens my stomach and makes me want to puke. Machoo do you think it is possible to bring enough people against Christmas to make a significant differance?

-Deeply Concerned


Dear Concerned,

Christmas trees make me want to puke, too, though it may be because of the pine smell! Come to think of, American Idol makes me want to puke, too, speaking of idols. Sanjaya kinda creeped me out. Though the 'fro-hawk' was quite an innovation, one I tried myself. Stylin!!

Anyhow, I truly admire what you said about doing the things we typically set aside once a year for and making it an everyday practice. I wish more people were like you and understood that. Since there isn't, I suppose many people find it useful to have a yearly reminder.

Believe it or not, many churches are trying to figure out how to keep Christ in this holiday. It's just that different churches and people have different ideas of what is pagan. You spoke of rallying together....some people already have. Check this out.

DEAR MACHOO

**Part 3 of the same letter***

Also I feel kind of alone because of how I feel about this holiday. It is like people want to shun those like me because they think I am out to destroy God or something. Why do most Christians accept only what their churches say and are afraid to believe other things? How do we know that the churches are teaching the right things and not something completely off the wall with false interpretations of scripture? I think we all need to go get our memories erased and wake up and read the Bible for ourselves and seek truth instead of accepting every idea and tradition that religion teaches us.

- Deeply Concerned

Dear Concerned,

Unless you can speak and read Greek and Hebrew, than I am afraid that you will have to read a translation, or interpretation of scripture like most of us in America (including MACHOO)! Of course you have concordances, lexicons, and all sorts of guides to help you decipher the language behind the translation. Unfortunately, with a book as amazing as the Bible, none of us are free from the struggle to make it say what we want it to. That means we normally focus on one part and ignore another-yuck! We're all guilty of it. Eaten shrimp lately? If so, you may want to see Leviticus. Sinner.

You're right, though, in wanting something pure in your faith, untainted by meaningless religious traditions. You're sincerity in searching meaning in scripture for yourself is also commendable. However, a large populations of Christians also spend hours of personal time searching for God too, and for many of them, their traditions and rituals remind them of why they do what they do. Traditions and holidays, though often misconstrued, have power to remind us of what is truly important to all of us; and behind all the garbage that we pile on is our God who was there all along.

By the way, I had my mind erased yesterday and I feel GREAT!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Dear MACHOO

I have a phobia that I don't share with too many people. I'm not sure about the technical term for it, but all I know is that I really have a fear of Santa Clause! Every year, I'm stuck in my house when I should be out shopping. But I know that he's at the malls and at grocery stores. I've even seen him in banks!!!!! Every time I see him on the television, I can't breathe. I just freeze in place and shut my eyes tight hoping he'll go away. Every time I hear someone say, "Ho-ho-ho", I feel like I have to vomit! MACHOO, what should I do?!

-Freaked out for the holidays



Dear Freaked,

You might not believe me, but you may be more in touch with reality than you think! I think you should fear Santa-we all should. Maybe not in the terror-like fashion that you describe. More-over, caution about Mr. Cringle should be more widely adopted. When you think of it, it should cause some panic. Every year, a "Big Brother for Kids" is pushed in nearly every home, assuring our young ones that they are being watched at all times and will suffer heartbreaking consequences for unruly behavior. Then, in a cruel twist: a poor child may work really hard at obedience, only to get a percentage of his desires while he watches his rich bullies flaunt their amazing new toys during show-and-tell.

The psychology of Santa can really suck, my friend. Though I believe that your fears may having nothing to do with systemic classism as much as something traumatic that occurred in your past. Maybe one of his reindeer really did run over your grandmother (Just a joke, lighten up!).

But if holiday cans of coke are sending you screaming, you may want to see a shrink that doesn't have a beard.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

MACHOO and Christmas Spirit

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause......maybe more than that."

Face it....our real master is the fat red man himself! Every year we prepare to snap to attention. Almost every business shuts down so we can celebrate it. We lose track of our wastelines as we begin to gorge on 'holiday appropriate' sweets. Our stomachs bulge to the point of bursting and we take extra Advil just to endure the many screams of children echoing through the store. The happiness of the jingling music does not match the faces of the many employees at our local malls. We flag our colors of devotion (red and green) in the form of clothing and housing decorations. The fat man has power, my friends.

But I can't help but love him.

Maybe that's because my father was Santa Clause.

Several years after the event, I was told the earth shattering news of that day in the grocery store. I feel like an idiot now. But I was just a kid-a kid like any other who believed that Santa Clause was eager to bestow many gifts upon me for obediant behavior throughout the year. My mother took me into a grocery store to shop, when she took me to see Santa. He seemed especially happy to see me, as was I to see him. What a glorious time I had discussing my behavioral success with the enlightened fat celebrity! Mom even told me that she was going to grab some groceries and she gave me the option of hanging out with Santa. Sparkly eyed, I gazed at the icon, unaware that just behind the red costume was the man who had given me life. The man who was around much more than once a year. When I learned this news as an adult, I became even more aware of the phenomenon and frenzy that is Christmas.

As a Christian, I understand that Jesus is the reason for the season. But I'm not sure I completely agree anymore. Idealy, yes. In origin, yes. But the reality is that Christmas has become something else. What began as a religion specific holiday became a world wide event celebrated in several different ways. For good or for bad, it is what it is: a man made machine. The true interpretation of Santa Clause to me-or Christmas for that matter- is what was reality.

Behind the frenzy was a man who loved his son, and participated in the holiday for his family (he held odd jobs while in college). The real magic was the man who wore the suit.

Maybe you're like me: somewhere in between "Merry Christmas" and Ba-humbug". Maybe you are beginning to hate consumerism yet still become enchanted with the season. Maybe you long for a place free from Santa's tyranny.

But maybe....just maybe....behind the shiny fake suit is what you've had all along.